I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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