oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
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You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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