I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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