so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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