dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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