If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
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