its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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