The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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