I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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