It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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