You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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