U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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