I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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