You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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