WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
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closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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