Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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