is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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I could fuck to npr.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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