so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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