i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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