You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Randomize