Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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