the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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