I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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