new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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