try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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