scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
barbara walters just said penis...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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