i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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