oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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