Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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