pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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