i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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