This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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