And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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