My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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