There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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