singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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