I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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