We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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