No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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