Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
thus making me awesome and them whores
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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