new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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