He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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