dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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