they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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