Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Randomize