Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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