How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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