after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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