I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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