it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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