He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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