It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Swine flu is the new snow day.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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