great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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