we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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