i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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